Funny Carpet Fitter Jokes

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Funny carpet fitter jokes.

Feb 20 2018 explore boomers cleaners s board carpet cleaning jokes on pinterest. Yup they were working in a carpit. I sew elastic onto cotton panties the clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classed as unskilled labor so she gave ole 250 a week unemployment pay. Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.

Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. A vegan and a cross fitter walk into a bar together. The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter. A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

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Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late. Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car. Police think it was the work of rug addicts. The fitter says because i am smarter than you.

In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump. He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump. I got a pre declined credit card in the mail. Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.

The evidence against him was irrefutable because it was found that the workman when he died was hammered. Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years. He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes. See more bird jokes funny pictures stories and videos.

When ole was asked his occupation he replied panty stitcher. I knock myself out.